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acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

I know how I’ll be wearing my Canada-swag from here on in. -carefully adjusts scarves-

(Source: theone8888, via fuckyeahloldemort)

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

(Source: spilled-weed, via fuckyeahloldemort)

nashaawest:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.

(Source: bzfd.it, via fuckyeahloldemort)

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

(Source: spitcastle, via fuckyeahloldemort)

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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asian:

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

unitysblog:

paxamericana:

john mccain is in baseball jail 

free him

unitysblog:

paxamericana:

john mccain is in baseball jail 

free him

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

brownglucose:

envyhergoddess:

womenofgold:

writeswrongs:

Just so you know the oldest person in America is a black woman living in Detroit named Jeralean Talley. That’s right - she was born in 1899. That’s three centuries she’s lived in. She was on  bowling team till she was 104. She still goes to church. This woman saw prohibition, women’s suffrage, the civil rights movement, two world wars, a list of other dumb shit, all the way to the birth of the internet and of her great-great grandson, a child who’s 14 months old.

Incredible

This is great

And to think, she only looks like she 83 for real for real.

brownglucose:

envyhergoddess:

womenofgold:

writeswrongs:

Just so you know the oldest person in America is a black woman living in Detroit named Jeralean Talley. That’s right - she was born in 1899. That’s three centuries she’s lived in. She was on  bowling team till she was 104. She still goes to church. This woman saw prohibition, women’s suffrage, the civil rights movement, two world wars, a list of other dumb shit, all the way to the birth of the internet and of her great-great grandson, a child who’s 14 months old.

Incredible

This is great

And to think, she only looks like she 83 for real for real.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)